It's Friday. Sex?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
