I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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