i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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