they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just high enough for therapy.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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