I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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