after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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