Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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