her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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