her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We need to rekindle our bromance
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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