i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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