Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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