Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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