I hate your face
420 ftw
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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