so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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