There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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