did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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