my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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