As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
