oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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