This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
