we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
