i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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