Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
