Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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