Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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