If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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