I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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