...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
