did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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