i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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