i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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