I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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