im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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