i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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