We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just google imaged poop.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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