is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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