covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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