mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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