They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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