erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
How does one acquire holy water?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I want a musical about memes.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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