those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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