I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm really busy with my period
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