At least make sure they are 18
Why
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
