i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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