Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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