they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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