My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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