Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
thus making me awesome and them whores
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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