So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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