The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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